Greyham O'Bryant

Greyham O'Bryant is...

A human clone created from the discarded carcinogenic tumour left in the bins outside of Sheffield General Hospital. The clone was created by Billy Treacy, mere hours before his death at the hands of Scongo. He has not yet been given permission to eat.

Biography
Graham O'Brian, one fateful day, had his tumours put in the recycling bins outside of Sheffield General Hosptial. A heavily drunk and horny Billy Treacy successfully located them. Using his 5WF Christeldian powers, he thrust the largest and most sensual tumour into the Time Vortex. Due to the raw power, it mutated the tumour further, creating a creature that resembled Graham O'Brient, apart from a few features. His skin was grey in tone, and had the consistency of formed sandwich ham.

He also had the voice of Nicola Bryant. This earned him the title, Greyham O'Bryant. Once escaping the time vortex, due to his running into of famous Chaser, Mark Labett, he was set on destroying Graham and replacing him. His first meeting with Graham ended as poorly as possible. Graham, sensing the tumoury nature of his adversary, used his soft shoe shuffle to send Greyham O'Bryant back into the time vortex. It is unknown whether Greyham survived this defeat, however, it is common knowledge that no living thing can withstand a soft shoe shuffle from Graham O'Brien.

Behind the scenes
When filming, the production team drew a very poor Bradley Walsh face on a slice of grey ham. Due to Bradders' intense battle with Dementia, he often mistook the slice of ham for himself.